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Joke of the Day
"Why I don't joke about politicians? Because I don't joke about jokes."
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"Is your phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me!"
"Two elephants are in a bath tub One asks the other ""Pass the soap"". The other one replies, ""No soap, Radio!"""
"If Chick fil A and Five Guys ever merged... they could call it Five Guys fil a Chick"
"What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!"
"I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for beastiality... Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse."
"China has a great wall..... and guess what? No Mexicans!"
"I had no internet or cable last night and I was left with my thoughts. I guess that's why the pioneers usually died so young."
"What's the difference between a star and America? The star has a bright future."
"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because all those men already have boyfriends."