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Joke of the Day

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him you're a mile away and you have his shoes."

"What do you call.... Q: What do you call a woman who thinks about sex all the times? A: Nymphomaniac Q: What do you call a man who thinks about sex all the times? A: Normal"

"A guy says to God: ""God... ... to you a minute is like a million years and a penny is like a million dollars. So, could you give me a penny?"" God replies ""Sure, in a minute"""

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? ....give her a shovel"

"Dicaprio finally won an Oscar!!! Sorry wrong sub..."

"I named my phone ""The Titanic...."" So when I plug it in to charge it says, ""The Titanic is syncing"""

"Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ? Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team."

"Why won't Malia and Sasha Obama's classmates gossip about them? Because they know their father can read their emails."

"Why are Prank Videos AIDS? Because they are people gone sexual, happen in the hood and is sex gone wrong."

"What do you call it when a homosexual asks a question? A Query."