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Joke of the Day

"How do programmers get a sixpack? int[][] abs = new int[2][3]"

"I can't believe my kamikaze joke crashed and burned like that!"

"A mathematician was out with his friends."

"My my most hated typo is is when I double double words. My second most hated leave out words. Then there subject verbs agreement from edits."

"What do a midget and a dwarf have in common? Very little."

"I brought my son a refrigerator for his birthday I just can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!"

"I just had sex with a pregnant girl and told my buddies I had a threesome"

"A guy in Saudi Arabia once masturbated, breaking the law of the land. His name? Sheik Dawood."

"Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases? because they're inbred"

"WHY DID THE KOALA FALL OUT OF THE TREE? Because it was dead."