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Joke of the Day
"What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby? Kushie kushie koo"
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"How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed? Just wait. They'll tell you."
"Why do Jews always seem to find spare change laying around? They cents it."
"Apparently, ""My Dick"" is the wrong answer to ""What do you look for in a girl?"""
"Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."
"What do you call deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."
"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!"
"I was discussing a trip to Chernobyl with my friend... He said not to go there or else Chernobyl fall off."
"what's the best part of living in Sweden? Well, the flags a big plus. edit: FUCK meant Switzerland"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? C"