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Joke of the Day
"Anal with my girlfriend made my whole day But it made her whole week."
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"Read aloud and quickly: ""One smart feller, he felt smart"" Freudian slip?"
"""Oh, a bubble bath! That sounds nice and refresHOLY SHIT Ahhhhhhh!"" - Lobsters"
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"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."