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Joke of the Day

"Why does Santa have a garden? So he can hoe-hoe-hoe! ^^^^^That's_a_knee_slapper..."

"Laundry is racist!! Must separate the whites from the colors!! No delicates allowed? Oh, whites get HOT water, everyone else gets cold!"

"What porn do Saudis get away with? Camel toes."

"Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion."

"Marriage is a 3 ring circus. . . The engagement ring, The wedding ring And the suffeRING."

"So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak.. Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library"

"HIV has never been THE virus to have... Because it's always been retro."

"What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA? Hard work and dedication."

"If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something..."

"Pinocchio was going down on his GF, she started yelling lie to me, lie to me. Pinocchio:"" i love you""!"