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Joke of the Day

"The best American joke of all time Healthcare"

"Why was the chef fired? He was caught stroganoff"

"What sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."

"Now, if you all will excuse me I'm going into my closet and I'm not coming out until I find something with an elastic waist..."

"Don't step outside tonight at 11:59pm You might not make it back till next year"

"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"Just found out I'm color blind.. It came out of the purple!"

"Son: Will you please just try to act normal today? Me: You're going to have to be more specific."