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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field."
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"*puts on shirt* *shirt rips because of my muscles* *gets yelled at for ruining 5yo's shirt*"
"I turn hot dog water into ice cubes for house guests I don't like"
"What to do if you run over a black man in the rain? Well, you have an hour before the rain dries..."
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"How can a girl make you a millionnaire? If you're already a billionnaire."
"What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive. He would be alive."
"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Tires need changing too you know!"
"Conversation between two psychologists ""I've developed a way to study patience"" ""What kind of patients?"" ""All of them"""
"Being in love is like peeing your pants: everybody sees it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."