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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
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"""i wonder what i'll order from amazon prime today"" - me every morning kinda"
"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."
"Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed."
"A friend once asked if I wanted to hear a racist joke... Her: Wanna hear a racist joke? Me: Sure. Her: Howe Luong is a Chinese man. It took me all day to get that one."
"I'm 100 years old and I keep misplacing my old toys I'm losing my marbles!"
"Women are like mechanics. I have no idea what they're talking about."
"solipsist joke I'm a solipsist, and frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more of us."
"I don't mind when a waitress says, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" when I ask for some coke. But when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying"
"Men are three times more likely to successfully commit suicide than women. We get the shit done right."