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Joke of the Day
"I was trying to think of a Legend of Zelda pun... But I don't want to tri and force it"
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"What did the clock do when it was hungry? Went back 4 seconds"
"What do you call two Chinese government massacres? Tienanmen squared"
"I would tell an economics joke... ..but there's not enough demand."
"Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours."
"USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows' beef Analytical studies show that the steaks are high"
"Did you hear about the Irish guy who had fun in Limerick? Well its been 2 whole years; Rick and him are still going strong"
"How is Billy Cosby like Santa Claus? They both come when you are sleeping"
"Having your 7 year old son clean the toilet is pretty entertaining. He used Pledge. In other news I just slid off the toilet, into the tub."
"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."