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Joke of the Day
"Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours."
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"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet? Because the 'p' is silent."
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, natural things... that money can buy. -Homeless man quoting Steve Martin."
"Irish girl What does an Irish girl do after she's sucked cock? Spits out the feathers."
"What do you call a singer who enjoys spicy food? Frank Sriracha"
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty."
"Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers."
"A particle walked into a bar.... and it didn't"
"My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft. He's just called S now."
"Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma"