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Joke of the Day

"USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows' beef Analytical studies show that the steaks are high"

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"This watch means a lot to me, I got it from my Jewish Grandfather He sold it to me on his deathbed."
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"What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much? Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty"
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"Interviewer: congrats you got the security guard job Me: *already asleep on a folding chair* Interviewer: hang on u don't start til monday"
"Cop: Are you drunk? Me: Could a drunk person do this? *I just piss my pants* Cop: WOW. Yes actually. Me: That was supposed to be a backflip"