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Joke of the Day
"How is Billy Cosby like Santa Claus? They both come when you are sleeping"
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"Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example."
"People reckon I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)"
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