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Joke of the Day
"Stay away from this guy!!!"
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"What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine? I turned MY student loans into vodka..."
"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. WHOA. Whoa. WHOA! WHOOOOOOOOOA! This horse is an idiot."
"If you care about someone, even a little bit. I beg of you. Please. TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH."
"What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone"
"Like this if you can't think of a clever status either..."
"Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul"
"tell me tbe ""the aristocrats"" joke Can someone tell me a good version of the aristocrats joke I'm trying to tell my friend but kinda mutilated it"
"5 Brazilian dollars sounds like a lot of money... However, with the current exchange rate its only about $1.35 USD"
"A police officer pulls over a speeding car.. The cop said to the driver, ""Ha! I've been waiting for someone like you all day!"". The driver replied, ""Well, I got here as fast as I could!"""