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Joke of the Day

"Like this if you can't think of a clever status either..."

"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."

"Did you hear about the doctor who killed anyone over 15 stone? He was a mass murderer."

"Why was the mathematician late for work? He took the rhombus."

"Who called it Osteoporosis and not Epic Frail?"

"What did Obama mean when he called for ""change""? Come Help A Nigger Get Elected"

"I masturbated when the clock struck 12 tonight It was the stroke of midnight"

"Why do blonds have schools underwater. Because deep down, they're not so stupid."

"Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings? They only work 10% of the time."

"I'm so happy Leonardo finally got an award, he was such a brilliant inventor and painter."