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"Pascal walks into a bar. He then feels pressured to leave."
"There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook."
"I was an atheist Until I found out I was a sex god."
"So a finch asks his mother... ""Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"" She replies, ""Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."""
"Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One but don't expect results."
"The other day, someone called me an oxymoron. I was raging calm."
"I accidentally gave my wife super glue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."
"Two nuns walk into a bar. The third nun ducks."
"""False Information"" spells out ""False Information"" backwards."