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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone"

"Here is one of my favorite Iranian jokes translated to english, for all of you to enjoy Go Fuck Yourself"

"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"

"If Apple made cars they would be Swedish. The car would be called the iKia."

"If you hate us so much, stop using our Internet"

"I wish I were poor for one day. Because being poor every day is not something I like waking up to."

"After reading some marriage tweets I'm beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person."

"Why are titties like toy trains? They are meant for children but daddy likes to play with them, too."

"SPOILER ALERT for ""Finding Bigfoot"" TV show - they don't find him. Again."

"My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago."