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Joke of the Day

"tell me tbe ""the aristocrats"" joke Can someone tell me a good version of the aristocrats joke I'm trying to tell my friend but kinda mutilated it"

"What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing? He writes scary stories."

"Me to 2yo: Hey bud, what are you having for breakfast? Sausage? Eggs? Hash browns? Oh... 8 forkfulls of ketchup? Good job!"

"As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long."

"Your baby's cute. Not baby elephant cute, but still cute."

"Why do 95% of black males like sex in the shower? The other 5% aren't in jail."

"By reading this tweet, you have earned a masters in communication from Stephen Colbert ""University."" Standard text messaging rates apply."

"How did Jesus feel after the last supper? A bit cross."

"Your search - Bruno Mars not wearing a stupid hat - did not match any documents. Did you mean: Bruno Mars wearing a stupid hat."

"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"