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Joke of the Day

"If you care about someone, even a little bit. I beg of you. Please. TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH."

"I found a girl by the train tracks and got head. I would've gone to third base but I couldn't find the rest of her."

"What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside? A mushroom."

"What do prisoners use to talk to each other? Cell phones."

"How did the redditor get lots of downvotes? What is a pirate's favourite letter?"

"I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog it was a shih tzu."

"What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes? Moonwalking"

"Did you hear about them computer geeks, who were also miners by trade, who sang a cover of that Motorhead song? They called it The Acer Spades."

"Honestly Officer, I do have a few ideas as to why I'd get pulled over, but I'm kind of afraid to tell you. Let's both say it on 1-2-3, ok?"

"Any time I see a pic of Princess Leia's hair I get a craving for a cinnabon"