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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full"
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"Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that's not prohibited."
"I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one How do you bowl a 301? Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost?"
"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."
"What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed? A rockin' roller."
"Some guy ordered a glass of coke. I told him to take a pitcher, it'll last longer."
"I told my waiter, ""There's a fly in my soup!"" He said, ""It's possible, the cook used to be a tailor."""
"How do you know shes the one? Because she Gives you a blowjobs even when she's dead."
"Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards! I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger"
"GUESS WHAT I SAW! Wood."