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Joke of the Day
"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."
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"What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon"
"Tasteless Stephen King Joke When Rachel Creed came back from the dead, Louis killed her with a 12 Gage."
"I'd work out, but I'm still trying to perfect my ""before"" picture"
"What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common? Both can knock you out at a party."
"Fight Club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, I showed up late so I missed the first few rules but it was awesome I love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"
"I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable."
"What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me"
"Croutons and cherry tomatoes are the natural enemies of the plastic fork."
"For my birthday I'm going somewhere with no internet access. Pretty sure this will involve time travel and possibly dinosaurs."