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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed? A rockin' roller."
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"Two fish are in a tank... the first fish says to the second... ""You man the guns, i'll drive!"""
"How do you kill a thousand flies... Slap a Kenyan in the face. Just heard it from a coworker...thought I share."
"Trees are really rude They're always throwing shade!"
"Sperm 1: ""Geez I'm exhausted, how much further to the Fallopian tubes?"" Sperm 2: ""A long way, we've just passed the tonsils..."""
"Young Forever Nutritionists say people who eat less tend to be younger in appearance. It is true. One of my friends hadn't eaten for 10 days, he's forever 25 years old now."
"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels..."
"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"
"A WOMAN IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING! Being an equal partner in a loving relationship."
"I want to adopt two kids... ... with cancer, both named Jordan. I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans."