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Joke of the Day

"GUESS WHAT I SAW! Wood."

"Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man"

"What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it? Ubisoft"

"Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"I can't come into work. I opened a cursed sarcophagus and now I gotta put a pharaoh's soul to rest. I DUNNO, TAD, I'LL PROBABLY BE IN MONDAY"

"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet."

"I will ride you like a helicopter. Totally out of control."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way"

"Where do Mormon deer call home? Salt Lick City"

"Just got a peek at Santa's naughty list! Amazingly, it's almost identical to my friends list. Can't believe some of the things you people have done!"