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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm emotionally constipated ...I haven't given a shit in days. (my daughter told me this just now new to me, hope it's new to you too)"

"What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error!"

"What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney? You're too young to smoke!"

"There is no such thing as an antique car. An antique car is a horse."

"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."

"Friend said I should try new KFC sandwich. I suggested we cut out the middleman & hook me up to an IV of chicken fat."

"I like my women like i like my steak. Raw"

"Why did the t-rex cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet."

"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"

"If your Dad leaves, just act like you're installing a new screen door. All the Dads of the neighborhood will gather round. Pick your new Dad"