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Joke of the Day
"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."
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"that kid at the public pool who kept screaming at his mom to watch him jump in grew up to be a blogger"
"""The club can't even handle me right now."" What, like structurally? Should we call an engineer? Evacuate? Please advise."
"Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know."
"Very sick man asks the doctor, ""how long do I have?"" The doctor replies ""10."" ""10? 10 years? 10 months? 10 what?"" ""9...8...7..."""
"I've had second thoughts about masturbation... On one hand, it feels great. On the other hand, you don't feel a thing."
"What's the difference between a black man and a bike? The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it."
"When you're single expiration dates are more of a suggestion."
"Ten times I've watched that episode of Friends where Rachel has the baby, just so I'll be emotionally ready when my wife delivers tomorrow."
"Half of all marriages end in divorce... The other half end in death."