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Joke of the Day

"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"

"I am fluent in Italian and Spanish, but I'm much better at Italian I guess you could say that Italian is my forte"

"Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax? Hispanic attacks."

"So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke. She responded ""Im SRS"""

"I said to my Doctor, ""I've become a can of deodorant."" He said, ""Are you sure?"" I replied, ""No, I'm Lynx."""

"I was so hungry when I had breakfast today. It was the first time I had ate all year!"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Souperman!"

"LPT: Don't spend you time posting LPT on reddit. No one on reddit has a life."

"Help me Obi Won Bacardi, I'm sobering up."

"Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment? It was a ripoff."