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Joke of the Day
"It's really cold this year in Motown... Three Degrees... Four Tops"
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"Back in LA who wants to make plans & cancel them & talk about rescheduling but never do then just like each other's FB post to keep it cool"
"Our family motto is ""Who took my phone charger?"""
"What happened to the tree after it caught fire? It became entally handicapped"
"When an eel bites your thigh... ...as you're just swimming by that's a moray."
"What do I do if my bank won't take my blood covered cash? Launder it. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/38kmj9/what_do_i_do_if_the_bank_wont_take_my/crwbpxe"
"Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy? Allahu snackbar!"
"MIL: You're going to give me a heart attack someday! M: Last time I checked you didn't even have a heart."
"I pissed off two men today because I referred to them as hipsters.. Apparently the correct term is 'conjoined twins'"
"I started running back and forth repeatedly... ...and now my head hertz."