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Joke of the Day
"It's really cold this year in Motown... Three Degrees... Four Tops"
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"*stares at phone* why cant i sleep *puts phone face-up on bed, the screen brigtness bathes my room in a light mor powerfubl than the sun* oh"
"What did Santa say at the brothel? Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!"
"What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men usually miss all three."
"What do a daycare and my basement have in common? Both have a bunch of screaming children in them."
"Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa? Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis."
"Women who don't even acknowledge your existence just want you to try harder. I recommend hiding naked in her closet with a block of cheese."
"What do you get if you cross the Titanic with The Sixth Sense? Icey dead people."
"tell me your best "" i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy. ninja edit: i love puns"
"Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where Michael Cera plays a socially awkward teenager?"