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Joke of the Day

"It's really cold this year in Motown... Three Degrees... Four Tops"

"What do robots do at the rave? They torque."

"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Fuck"

"wife: What's wrong? me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing"

"A man falls over and lands on a globe. He heads to the doctors. The doctor asks what's wrong. ""I've got this spain in my arsehole."""

"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""

"Socialist jokes aren't funny.... Unless everybody gets them."

"*buys shed at B&Q* B&Q: Are you putting this up yourself? Me: No, it's going in the garden. B&Q: Me: B&Q: I can't help you anymore."

"I have AIDS and Alzheimer's Thank goodness I don't have AIDS"

"A guy told me this one in class today.... What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb? A Boston Marathon."