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Joke of the Day
"What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error!"
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"I hope the guy who stole my debit card enjoys his $12 shopping spree."
"Cows should really stop putting ""delicious"" on their resumes."
"What's blue and fucks old people? Me in my lucky blue coat."
"I wonder what made the first person that ate an oyster look at it and think 'Im gonna eat that.'"
"Just want to remind all you Trump supporters to get out and vote early on Wednesday."
"The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward."
"What kind of story does a rabbit tell? A fluffy tale."
"Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to."
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