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Joke of the Day

"I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle. But he was too dense."

"Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years."

"A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have a double entendre."" So the bartender gives her Triple Secs."

"Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales"

"What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? ""Together, we can stop this shit."""

"What form of hand-to-hand combat did the Nazis use? Jew Jitsu"

"What did the German brat say to his father? You're the wurst!"

"How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter?"

"Man, this one always cracks me up... ...you know, the No. 17 one."