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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite letter?"
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"FRIEND: I just found out my kid lost another tooth ME: Really? Which one? FRIEND: Katie ME: Wow, I didn't know your kid named his teeth"
"DOES HOLY WATER WORK ON OBNOXIOUS CHILDREN"
"It takes a big man to admit his mistakes. It takes a bigger man to fix them. It takes an enormous man to close down a Chinese buffet. High-5"
"Why do Communists only write in lowercase? Because they hate Capitalism."
"Apparently, Cesar Milan, the Dog Whisperer is divorced. I guess she was the only bitch he couldn't train."
"Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: ""he saw it coming"""
"So two bassists are sitting at a bar... One leans over to the other and says, ""How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?"" He responds, ""One note at a time."""
"What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg? Alright."
"I bet hipsters love Mondays just to be ironic, but mostly because they're unemployed."