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Joke of the Day

"A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have a double entendre."" So the bartender gives her Triple Secs."

"Yes,I put my kid on a leash. I'm not scared of her being abducted. I just REALLY wanted a puppy instead."

"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your arsehole twitches."

"What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky after getting caught? ""I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election""."

"What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench? A basketball team."

"What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated"

"Pikachu hates Rebeca black"

"Your momma is so fat That when she dies, the moon will finally be able to break orbit"

"What band does a wannabe join? Rock Band for the XBOX 360"

"""The first guy to suggest peeing on a jellyfish sting was called a pervert but it worked"" I said to my wife as she complained of a toothache"