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Joke of the Day

"A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have a double entendre."" So the bartender gives her Triple Secs."

"what did the old man say before he kicked the bucket? old man ""how far do you think i can kick this bucket""."

"New Adage! Coined a phrase today and wanted to share: ""You either go with the flow, or get flushed down the toilet."" Pretty cunning don't 'cha think?"

"DAD: u can grow up to be anything u want ME: imma be a hamster D: ok not that M: *already building an elaborate series of tubes to run thru*"

"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."

"My friends say I have a gambling addiction... I bet I don't."

"*time travels an infinite number of times to stop myself from eating the pizza but every time, future me just joins past me in eating it*"

"""I love plates."" - Plato"

"What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common? No Cubs."

"According to WebMC, I be illin'."