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Joke of the Day
"Eating clocks is probably the most time consuming thing you could ever do."
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"Having a good friend is just like peeing your pants. Everybody can see it but only you feel that warm sensation of happiness."
"A death metal song about an Excel spreadsheet not doing what I want."
"What's green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table"
"What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose"
"How to cool the craze for transgender surgery Install an irregular period with each new vagina and an enlarged prostate with each new penis"
"Why does Hitler wear boxers in the winter time? He already lost one nut, he doesn't want to lose another!"
"What do you call someone who has discovered nirvana? A Buddhist Or a Teenager who thinks they are now greater than everyone else Older people might not feel this joke"
"What did Jesus said to his girlfriend in the morning? ''Damn, you really nailed me last night''"
"What do you put in an oragami gun? Paper clips."