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Joke of the Day
"What's green, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table"
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"The next batch of women who get plastic surgery Will have a stamp on their paperwork that shows they made with 33% recycled Joan Rivers."
"Hear about the new gay sitcom? ""Leave it, it's Beaver."" "
"Whats the worst joke you can play on an American? Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania."
"My ex-girlfriends all did me dirty like the first 25% of a Netflix loading screen. I was repeatedly tricked into thinking there was a connection"
"New laws Do not let your friends derive drunk."
"How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid."
"For some reason the Pope didn't... sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with ""Youth in Asia""???"
"A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens."
"Some people say that I'm too vague."