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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose"

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"Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful? Because they were set in stone."
"TIFU...... She rode me like a cow girl."
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"Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? A: Make me one with everything."
"If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears it... Does a hipster buy its album?"
"Jesus walks in to a motel puts a couple of nails on the counter and ask the clerk ""can you put me up for a night?"""
"My son woke me last night and said ""There's another daddy in the house!"" I don't think he understands how gay marriage works."
"What did the rapper say to the deli owner? Challah!"
"What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky? Just-ice"