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Joke of the Day

"How to cool the craze for transgender surgery Install an irregular period with each new vagina and an enlarged prostate with each new penis"

"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."

"I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a trillion dollars of her work"

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman."

"The New York Giants."

"4 out of 5 dentists agree, that 5th dentist is an asshole."

"What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?"

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."

"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest."

"Cinco De Mayo Cinco De Ketchup Cinco De Mustard Cinco De Siracha Cinco De Ranch Dressing"