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Joke of the Day

"How to cool the craze for transgender surgery Install an irregular period with each new vagina and an enlarged prostate with each new penis"

"An Indian can do anything for sex Even marriage"

"I'm thinking of writing a Mystery novel... or am I?"

"Why are people not right in the head? Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!"

"There's so many political jokes on r/Jokes, I could build a wall out of them!"

"I admire male porn stars... They're always hard working"

"What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her? *Your waiter will be with you in a moment, ma'am*. (was reading an OJ post in another sub and remembered this one.)"

"Curling irons have a warning tag that says ""For External Use Only."" Which of you sick fucks made that necessary?"

"I'm turning to Reddit to help crowdsource an OC joke about defective condoms but it's all been a bust. You pricks keep poking holes in it."

"How do you describe the facial features of a man who shaves with sculpting tools? Chiseled."