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Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running? Good, then I'm voting for IT for president!"
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"Hey, John... Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?"
"Thinking about making a sitcom where two mermaid guys are roommates and calling it ""tuna half men"""
"What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute? You only cry when you're cutting up one. Sorry if this is too 'dirty' a joke, just a change of pace I guess."
"A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke. I just couldn't come up with a punch line"
"Someone on my FB posted a snap that said ""I'm boared"" And I'm just like....... *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment"
"I'm always hard at work. But Human Resources keeps telling me that it's extremely inappropriate to have erections at the office."
"I want to name my computer ""Dat Ass"" So every so often my computer will ask me if I want to Back Dat Ass up."
"It's so humid today I keep expecting a southern lawyer to do his closing argument."
"What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut? ctrl + C"