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Joke of the Day
"It's so humid today I keep expecting a southern lawyer to do his closing argument."
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"Despite my last 12,000 tweets, I'm actually really fun."
"What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called? Mardi grass."
"I had to take my son's dirty diaper off today. I don't know why I was wearing it in the first place."
"There's a lot of pretty woman at spring because during other seasons you appreciate them with your brain."
"What dinosaur knows the most words? Thesaurus. :/"
"I hate reality shows. Like this one, for instance, called ""The News."""
"What has 8 legs and makes a woman scream? Gang rape"
"Just once I want to see a marathon winner cross the finish line and immediately fire up a cigarette."
"There's a C cup, a T cup, and a P cup The C cup is for drinking coffee The T cup is for drinking tea And the P cup is used to get a Mexican to work"