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Joke of the Day
"Hey, John... Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?"
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"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"
"Jenny on the mine field Jenny is running through a mine field and waves her hands within 2km... Bonus round: Who's there? - Definitely not Jenny?"
"What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car tune)."
"I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people... It's called And On And On And On Anon"
"We attract people who are reflections of ourselves. So beware of anyone who wants to be with you when you're an emotional wreck."
"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? More than ten because my basement is still dark."
"How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, ""they can't even."""
"What's the difference between an eight-ball of cocaine and a pre-pubescent boy? Eric Clapton wouldn't let an eight-ball of coke fall out a hotel window."
"I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post."