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"A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke. I just couldn't come up with a punch line"

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"When people are trending on twitter, I know that they died or said something racist."
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"Scott. Scott goes to a party Scott knocks on the door Scott is greeted by more popular kids Scott is excluded from the party Scott no friends"
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