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Joke of the Day

"Argario make me like a pornstar... First I'm say I'm going to eat all the balls. Then I scream THAT'S THE LARGEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!"

"Pro Tip Jehovah's Witnesses will do anything to talk to you, including your dishes and laundry Try it"

"House is a good doctor. He's also got a good heart. He should let his friends see the real him. But he's scared."

"What's the best side to eat from a chicken? The inside."

"Hung like Einstein smart as a horse... Thanks dad."

"Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear? The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear? They called back."

"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."

"I'm glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we'd constantly be walking into each other."

"A masked priest just threw some holy water at me... ... I think it was a blessing in disguise."

"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."