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Joke of the Day
"Hung like Einstein smart as a horse... Thanks dad."
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"What do you call a pasture full of cows masturbating??? Beef strokin-off"
"Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware."
"I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic"
"What do you call a fat psychic... ...a psychic you fat shaming cunt"
"Zero word punchlines * Does this smell like chloroform to you? * I wonder what happens when I pull this pin? * Does this hurt? Comment some more!"
"so true story, i just mindlessly outstretched my fingers to graze the rear end of a Macy's mannequin that turned out to be a real human man"
"Whats the definition of love true love and showing off? Spitting swallowing and gargling."
"Why was Fernando Alonso upside down? Because he Haas been hit!"
"What's the shortest book in the world? Deutscher Humor!"