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Joke of the Day
"Hung like Einstein smart as a horse... Thanks dad."
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"What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti? A Pastatute"
"How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto In a bucket"
"It's leaked that Caitlyn Jenner is winning the ""woman of the year"" award. Oh so now they're implying that men are better at being women than women are."
"Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead."
"Two atoms are talking: ""Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"" ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes, I'm positive!"""
"i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck."
"Paddy says, ""Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."" ""Bugger that!"" says Mick. ""Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"""
"Mehh ~Goat, sighing.."
"What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive? Popeye fucking smacked him one."