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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we'd constantly be walking into each other."

"Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's"

"What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids? A real hootenanny!"

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was. Then it dawned on me."

"The greatest joke of all: Your sex life."

"How do you pronounce ""nihilism?"" It doesn't matter"

"Taylor Swift just waved at a boy and he didn't wave back so now she's got a new album coming out tomorrow."

"I got fired from my job at Pepsi I tested positive for Coke"

"I just saw an article titled ""Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?"" DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!"

"A guy walks into a bar So a guy walks into a bar.... Where does he go next? The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital? For Alcohol poisoning"