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Joke of the Day
"Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure... it's called a credit card."
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"Ok how about a nail polish line for office ladies with colors like Legal pad, Non-dairy creamer, Mug stain, Excel, Boss neck..."
"What do you call it when a dj gets a blowjob while he's on the air? Radiohead."
"Having daughters is great if you want to get yelled at every time you hit a butterfly with your car."
"I knew a woman who was very liberal with her kids. She had them aborted."
"I swear if I see one more tweet about 11/11/11 being once in A life time I will snap. Every date is once in a life time! That how time works"
"Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough."
"What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear? Thort thorts."
"Finders, Keepers I saw this cool mine selling shop in Iraq."
"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"