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Joke of the Day
"It's okay to smoke weed in the rain, but don't in hail"
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"What is a priest's favorite guitar chord? Gsus"
"I like to ask the waiter, ""What do you recommend?"" then stare at him angrily while I order something completely different."
"A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra. The mom asks, ""Why on earth do you need that?"" The little boy replies, ""isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"""
"What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice belt."
"Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes."
"So how do monks stay warm in the snow covered peaks and whatnot? they have a shawl in temple"
"What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7? They both suffered the loss of one very important port."
"When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now"
"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"