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Joke of the Day
"What does a lesbian couple do for fun while they're having their periods? Fingerpaint!"
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"Birds that land and then WALK across the street... what the hell is wrong with you?"
"if you ask an undercover cop what the hills are alive with, he legally has to say ""the sound of music"" or else it's von trappment"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it? a dead cat"
"My 13 year old daughter just lit a cigarette at the kitchen table. I've never been more furious! And in front of her kids too!"
"what if spiderman shot spaghetti out of his wrists instead of webbing and worked at the olive garden"
"What's a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"
"Glee has ruined that word for me"
"I'm not a quitter. ""Lights cigarette"""
"I'm drafting a plan to make more guy friends. So far all I have is ""Don't say ""super"" as often"" and ""Talk about beards."" I'm super jazzed."