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Joke of the Day
"Ten years ago I gave up alcohol and women... it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. -George Best"
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"So many rainbows so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California."
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"Drunkenly changed my voicemail to ""if you like cheese, press 2. Para Spanish, press cheese. To hear more cheeses, say goooo-DA"""
"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side"
"why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer Prize? He was outstanding in his field"
"What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft? Anether(another) Nether"
"Do babies know they're stupid?"