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Joke of the Day

"Ten years ago I gave up alcohol and women... it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. -George Best"

"Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It's a once in a lifetime experience"

"Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web."

"I failed the communism test. No Marx."

"Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: ""Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"""

"So much traffic around the funeral home... I guess it's not a dying business."

"What is a phobia of chainsaws called? Common sense."

"If your FB name includes your college degree initials, you are a douche..."

"Butt dialing and booty calling So similar. So different"

"Why Did The One Handed Man Cross The Road? So he could get to the second hand store!"