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Joke of the Day

"So many rainbows so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California."

"Women are like campfires. Beautiful, hot, smell great, warm your heart. And, both don't like it if you pee on them. Mostly."

"There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil"

"""Dad why'd u name me this?"" I named u after the greatest athlete to ever live ""Oh ok"" Now let's go, Air Bud, we're gonna be late for church"

"I once asked my friend why he only had a step ladder. He told me ""I don't know, I never knew my real ladder."""

"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"

"I also have a Vampire joke, but I won't tell it to you. Because it sucks."

"Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant."

"Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica but it turns out he was just sneezing over and over."

"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."