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Joke of the Day

"*walks into hospital carrying baby* ""What's your return policy on this thing?"""

"Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!"

"If you cut off a mommy blogger's head she can continue mommy blogging for up to three full minutes."

"How a girl insults another Girl1: In my hand is your virginity. Girl2: But there's nothing on your hand! Girl1: Exactly."

"If you do a Google Image search for the number '241543903', you will find out why the human race is so fantastic."

"Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of Britain's homeless is called ""Tennents""?"

"So here i am sitting at a bar when a beat up blonde walks in. She ran into many bars."

"Did you hear about the cloned dogs who couldn't figure out which was the original? It was a real paradogs"

"Why did the gay man sue the mental hospital? They held him in a straightjacket."

"If you've had your name called over the PA system at a grocery store, you're now famous enough to compete on Dancing with the Stars."