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Joke of the Day

"How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question."

"You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science."

"Where did the gay Wizard go? He disappeared with a poof."

"The best & funniest part of The Big Bang Theory.., is when I get the remote to change the channel."

"A very pixelated Loch Ness Monster showed up at my door... He said ""Imma need about 8-bitty."""

"HAVE SOME FUN WITH YOUR LIFE: Whisper ""You should have killed me when you had the chance"" to the person in the bathroom stall next to you."

"Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse."

"What did Mozart tell the terminator I'll be Bach"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Because I'm not really a fan of the Indy 500"

"So you want to hear a joke My life..."