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Joke of the Day

"""Don't knock it till you tried it!"" Doesn't help your defence in court."

"Did you know your kitchen faucet might raid your house? Let that sink in..."

"I just found out that his full name is actually....Vehicle Identification Number Diesel."

"Life is a soup And I'm a fork"

"So Chris Brown and Rihanna are now Engaged and they have a song together called ""Ain't nobody's business."" Well, I just wrote my own song called, ""Ain't Nobody Cares!"""

"*voluntarily spends hours on the internet daily* neato *friend sends 5-min video to watch* do i look like im made of free time or something"

"The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit"

"A physics student asked her professor to describe what happened right before the Big Bang... ....but the professor couldn't, because there was no time."

"Two generations that were unable to go to bed without their stuffed animals or blankies now feel the same way about their phones."

"""Super Faggot"" is a terrible nickname for a baby."