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Joke of the Day
"My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark."
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"Funny, this warrant doesn't feel so outstanding."
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"My parent trap worked perfectly. I now have five parents."
"How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb? It has to change for itself."
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"What do you call a fat gay guy? Flab-ulos!"